Monday 15 April 2019

Saturday 13 April 2019

Thursday 11 April 2019

Tuesday 9 April 2019

Sunday 7 April 2019

Friday 5 April 2019

why do I have (your) key 3a


It was half time at the Manchester City vs Stoke game. 2 young women were stood in a queue for the toilet. "You better not move house before Christmas..." said one of the women "...you promised me midnight mass in that church."

Wednesday 3 April 2019

Monday 1 April 2019

why do I have (your) key 2a


The M6 was moving, and the man in the car behind me was brushing his teeth. He did it for several minutes. I was doing 75 and he overtook me in the fast lane, still brushing his teeth.