Saturday 12 February 2011


A Japanese woman sat next to me on the train - she was going through a pile of tourist-postcards, carefully taking a photograph of each one.

Monday 7 February 2011

i was waiting for a blood test...

"Last time I had a blood test was when I got run over"

"When you got run over?!"

"It was a Ford Galaxy"


"Yeah - and there was a woman breastfeeding in the back"


"I was running across the road to see a mate - bounced in the air - broke my leg..."

" "

"...though I had to laugh cos it WAS funny."