iar: bread machine #5

#5 Saturday: challah [page 127]

picking up a woman II

I picked up this discarded photo from the floor of London Bridge Station, near the ticket barriers.

picking up a woman

the papers were discarded on the tube floor. A man with bags got on. He kicked at the magazines as he sat down, but then picked one up and flicked through it. Three stops later he self-consciously stuffed the magazine into his bag - failing on the first attempt - and got off the tube.

iar: feminine hygiene III

there's a woman in an office block who won't touch anything in the toilets. I haven't watched her in the cubicles, but at the sink she turns the taps on and off through a bundle of paper towels. Leading into the toilets are two seperate doors with large D-shaped handles. Holding (fresh) paper towels she struggles to pull each door open, barely allowing her paper-covered fingertips to touch the handles. This iar is dedicated to her.

objective: photograph every toilet handle used for a week, after using it.

why?: it's a rule

top banana

iar: bread machine #4

#4 Sunday: pitta breads [page 102 - recipe 2]

feminine hygiene II

I love peeing at the Barbican :)

iar: bread machine #3

#3 Wednesday: rice bread [page 78]

vagina monologue

(if you don't read every word you won't get it)

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iar: bread machine #2

#2 Sunday: sun-dried tomato and cep loaf [page 166]

iar retro: end of the line 2

...and it continues

iar retro: end of the line 1

the objective: to go to the tube stations at the end of all the tube lines on London Underground.
the facts: on the day I did this there were 29 'ends' (it does change). 

dean

Dean is drunk. He is in a kebab shop offering a woman chips with chilli sauce. She is waiting for a chicken shish. He is a freelance steel erector. Her dad and grandfathers used to be steelworkers. He is currently doing nights in Basingstoke but has worked all over the world including in Sheffield and Israel. Her dad and grandfathers used to be steelworkers in Sheffield. His friend has a bad eyebrow piercing and looks at her warily as he says goodnight; realising he has been dumped for a few minutes of conversation with me. I pay at the counter, shake hands and say goodnight. Dean stares at the picture on the wall.

go green!

iar: bread machine

I have a bread machine book with lots and lots of tasty recipes. I have made two. 

the objective: use a random number generator to pick a page out of the bread book, and then a recipe - happy baking!
the rationale: bread is tasty :) Oh, and a push of randomness makes one try new things. 

the facts: the book has recipes on pages 65-251

the decisive moment

town gigolo II

It really didn't seem like that kind of town.